| 1. Bitter and Sarcastic |
| A canonical list of generally bitter, cynical, and sarcastic away messages for messaging. |
| http://www.linville.org/resources/away_messag... |
| 2. CraMet Space |
| Humor, jokes, gags, politically correct insults. Jokes about dumb blondes, rednecks, yo mamma, and you are so fat. |
| http://www.fortunecity.com/boozers/glendower/... |
| 3. Durbnpoisn Insult Generator |
| Very brutal random insult generator plus a screensaver. Requires Shockware. |
| http://www.durbnpoisn.com/insults/ |
| 4. Elizabethan Curse Generator |
| Generate curses in Elizabethan or Shakespearian language. |
| http://trevorstone.org/curse/ |
| 5. Funkybutt |
| Insults archive and pages to send an insult-a-mail to your friends. |
| http://members.lycos.co.uk/funkybutt/ |
| 6. Get Even at The Finger |
| This site is about getting even in real time, shout out loud and let the world know. |
| http://www.thefinger.co.uk |
| 7. Insult machine |
| Generates insults based user profile. |
| http://www.funs.co.uk/insult.htm |
| 8. Insult-o-Matic |
| Uses a complex algorithm to generate classic, Shakespearean, and a variety of other insults. |
| http://www.insult-o-matic.com/ |
| 9. Insults.net |
| Hundred of insults, insulting quotes, and acidic sayings from all walks of life in lots of categories. Random insults generator. |
| http://www.insults.net |
| 10. Mail an Insult |
| Suggested responses to junk mail. |
| http://www.johnbarber.com/insults.html |
| 11. Mind Your Own Business |
| Site dedicated to proving that male etiquette is not an oxymoron. |
| http://mindyourownbusiness.com/ |
